Episode 25: The Legend of Zelda


Imagine if you will, working and scraping and saving all your money, every hard-earned rupee of it, and saving it in earthenware jars that your grandfather made, kept safe in your home, so that one day you can give your son a better life than you yourself had. AND THEN ONE DAY, a man in a too-short outfit shows up, grabs your priceless heirlooms, smashes them into your wall, steals your rupees, and runs off, with nary a grunt of thank you! Later you learn he was trying to save the princess, but like, what good is THAT when Timothy wants to go to college, amirite?

This week, IS Link the hero of this story? And also, how to save your money in a fantasy world run by an evil smokey pig-man named Ganondorf!